February 2012
4 posts
Can't Teach Style
wtfismikewearing:
“I can get you four, five pair of these, fam. Discounted.”
I tumble for you: komen outrage →
THIS===>
leahj:
There isn’t a lot left that leaves me outraged, but I find myself outraged by the total cluster that is Komen pulling funding from Planned Parenthood.
I grew up to an activist, but after managing a sexual assault and child abuse prevention hotline… I gave up. When the cops let a rapist go…
December 2011
5 posts
verca-se-enda:
I CAN PLAY THE OCTAVARIUM FLUTE SOLO
JUST GETTING IT OUT THERE.
This here kid wins.
ATTENTION ALL DREAM THEATER FANS!
lovetheskill:
You guys are awesome.
Fuck Yeah!!!
Dumb Things White People Say: Supporting black... →
I think this is a “dumb” argument no matter the ethnicity of the person speaking. In a free market economy we as consumers have the right to buy the best, most useful products we can at the most reasonable price. Guilt should NEVER be a factor. As business people, in the same system we have a responsibility to you ion the market yo give you the BEST service/product we can possibly...
November 2011
1 post
whatevertron asked: SUP TERRY, HOWYADOIN. (It's Lauren by the way, if the animu avatar with the afro didn't give it away in the first three seconds of looking.)
September 2011
1 post
1 tag
I just had to explain to a co-worker why the two...
Him: We went at midnight. We thought they'd run out. But there were cartons of them.
Me: You know why they will probably never be worth a lot of money?
Him: Because there were cartons of them?
Me: Because there were cartons of them.
August 2011
9 posts
1 tag
Foolproof way to protect your food in the office...
lilytrail:
I work in a large Department and while there are several small break rooms, the refrigerators are in the main break room. I would never leave food there though because it walks away. I was whining about this one day to a friend at work. He brought me some of his Bureau’s labels and said to put any food in a plastic container and use one of their labels to keep people away. He was...
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“There was a DJ, too, who spun some hip-hop, but none of the people playing music...”
– David Weigel in Slate. found on Twitter as @DaveWeigel (via inkognegro)
Things I did when I was a kid...
When I was a kid I loved all things related to Outer Space and I used to make my own home made space ships. My favorite materials were empty egg and milk cartons, empty toilet paper rolls and these awesome plastic tube thingies that I would always find in the bathroom.
The tube thingies were the best part because they look just like the engine thingies on the Starship Enterprise.
I thought my...
Why My Playlists are GREAT!
My Genius Playlist based on Drumming by Florence + the Machine also has You Should Be Dancing by the Bee Gees.
I KNOW!!!
IT’S GREAT RIGHT!!!!
Screw Fox News again... →
Lemme get this right:
POTUS has a Birthday party and Fox News runs this headline, somehow missing the fact that THEY all still have jobs despite showing zero ability to actually perform the most basic elements of their job; fairly and accurately report the news.
My only issue with the party is that Whoopi got invited and I didn’t. Just sayin.
About the title of my Tumblr...
I hate bigots. Ok, maybe I don’t HATE bigots but I sure as shit am about tired of them on the internets.
There are now so many bigots with at least cable modems and opinions on the internets that actual stories even temporary merit of the lowest kind are being hijacked with all sorts of asshole-ary, within the same amount of time it took Tyson to ruin Spinks.
I was feeling pretty good of...
Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Norway Funerals:... →
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
Equality: Time to step the fuck up, people.
Ok look.
Some of you know that I gave up some shit for lent like pork, red meat and porn. Some of you also know I’m not even Catholic. I do this sort of stuff just to challenge myself. You know, like a straight edge kid who thinks you give a shit if he forgoes fun in favor of arrogance about shit you like.
So lacking bacon, steaks or certain websites requiring no credit card but allowing...
February 2011
4 posts
Chart of Doctors Who! →
In case a graphic chart would help folks get Dr. Who.
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
4 posts
I love this: My Friend is blogging her way through... →
Return to: Dear Dude I Saw at the Bar Tonight and... →
Yeah I was looking for something else entirely on Tumblr and for this gem from my little goth buddy and well, it’s great!
robokittens:
Dear Dude I Saw at the Bar Tonight and Have Interacted With a Few Times Prior:
1) Woah, bro. Personal space. Learn it.
2) Fun fact! Hentai ≠ tentacle porn. You can watch animated porn from Japan without the involvement of a single sea-beastie.
3) And...
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Looks Like Marvel has a CRISIS!
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=12281542
So a judge has decided that she’s will hear a case brought by the estate of the late, great Jack Kirby involving whether or not the rights to properties created by Kirby should revert back to his estate.
If they win, Marvel will have received a kick to the balls of EPIC proportions.
I don’t doubt that Marvel, if they lose...
November 2010
12 posts
How can the CTA Fail and Win at the same time?
So I’m trying to get home tonite and it’s 6:45. I’m at Howard Station and I need to make a choice between waiting for the train Prince would make the sexy eyes on and hump the floor of in the Purple Line or do I cruise on out of the station and take the bus that Cyclops would battle it out with Storm over leadership of the X-Men in, which is the #201 Ridge.
The Purple Line came...
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Who gives a 13 year old a bad review?
Silly little college students who are feeling mad self important, that’s who.
In case my comments to the blog in question are not approved, I’m posting the situation here…
The link to said blog, by Nora Sorena Casey is here:
http://www.chicagomaroon.com/2010/9/19/the-blue-line-to-damen
This is my response:
Hey Nora, Has it occurred to you that Harrison Rosenburg, whom you...
I think I also hate people who do sex wrong... →
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I hate pussies →
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Fall Out Boy has broken up...
This isn’t really about anything except that I find myself involved in a LOT of conversations about Fall Out Boy. For instance, I can tell you the name of that guy who works for that network who really needs to get off of Pete Wentz’s jock.
I also know the name of Pete Wentz.
I think there’s a guy named Joe in the band too. There’s also an Andy. Well there WAS a Joe and...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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You are part of the problem! Fuckers!
Here’s the deal, I only opened the page to the paper because I needed to click all the clicks you need to get the the WSCR website these days. I wanted to hear all the Cubs fans rage at the thought that Ryne Sandburg was no longer a part of the Cubs Organization, when I came across this:
http://http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2010/11/04/teen-shot-wounded-in-rogers-park/
So it wasn’t...
