Dude, really, if you want to sell me one of THESE, I at least need to hear you say the name of this item. I don’t think I need one but the more I hear you fumble around for what it’s called, the more I’m afraid that you’ll set the joint on fire out of frustration.

I’m not being an ass hole am I? You can’t just point to pictures of this object and make me feel good. Just say it please. It might even help if you had one with you. I think they print the name of the item on the side…

Sigh…