This isn’t really about anything except that I find myself involved in a LOT of conversations about Fall Out Boy. For instance, I can tell you the name of that guy who works for that network who really needs to get off of Pete Wentz’s jock.

I also know the name of Pete Wentz.

I think there’s a guy named Joe in the band too. There’s also an Andy. Well there WAS a Joe and Andy but they broke up so now there ain’t shit.

You know what there is? There is the fat kid who was their singer working the shit out of an ab roller and working on a solo album to show us all how legit he can be. Personally if he remakes “Alpha Dog” for the next 10 years I’d be THRILLED!

Now then for all of this, you people really need to see the video for Dance Dance. I love that video. I really do. I also love Slayer so back the fuck up when you come at me about this Fall Out Boy shit. The only reason we’re talking about this is that I work with some girls who have the musical tastes of my 14 year old niece and she thinks they’re cool and I think she’s cool so there.

Here, watch this shit and tell me it’s not at least as good as …well, it’s just great as far as I’m concerned…

So yeah, the reason we’re talking about this is because people need to get over the idea that Fall Out Boy is ever getting back together…except that recently, Dave Mustaine got onstage with Metallica and Slayer and Anthrax and I never thought that would happen. Especially after Mustaine was all “You guys ruined my life in that movie about Metallica’s therapist.

Check out Dance Dance!