I hate bigots. Ok, maybe I don’t HATE bigots but I sure as shit am about tired of them on the internets.

There are now so many bigots with at least cable modems and opinions on the internets that actual stories even temporary merit of the lowest kind are being hijacked with all sorts of asshole-ary, within the same amount of time it took Tyson to ruin Spinks.

I was feeling pretty good of late and therefore not hating all that much but bigots? Screw them.

To clarify, I don’t care if there are Klan types out there who don’t like Black people. That is some standard bullshit that has been around longer than there have been rich people screwing over poor people. The klan types don’t take to the internets (or airwaves) to declare that Michelle Obama is the reason Marvel made a Black Spider-Man. They have Glen Beck for that.

I am just really tired of the Westboro Baptist ass-hats of the world who seem to find a way to insert what can only be called “evil asshole viruses” into things that do not deserve it like human tragedies.

I really think it’s time for folks like them to have something unexpected but hilariously embarrassing to happen to them. Something that hurts and is visible for a long time to come. They should all be locked in a cargo container with a floor covered in thumb tacks. Then we should add skunks.

The skunks should be trained by US servicemen.

That is all.